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Dire Lack Of Genius

A long time ago, I did some parodies of the Anheuser-Busch commercial series, "Real Men of Genius." These were done for a couple of sites surrounding either topical information on video games, or a specific video game. You can now download all of them here for the first time!

•  Mr. Online War Bomber Escort 
•  Mr. Broadband Challenged Game Server 
•  Mr. Oleg Maddox Fan Boy 
•  Mr. Open Mic on Teamspeak 
•  Mr. Track IR Vector Clip Hat Wearer 
•  Mr. Trim on a Slider 
•  Mr. Classic 80s Adventure Movie Script Memorizer 
•  Mr. Shockwave Flash Game Creator 

The series "Dire Lack of Genius" is fair-use Parody of "Real American Heroes" later renamed to "Real Men of Genius".
They are made freely available for personal use and enjoyment and are meant as a comedic commentary on the Gaming Industry and the gaming community at large.

In no way are they to be sold, distributed, rebroadcasted, or podcasted without the express written consent of the respective copyright owners.

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These parodies are not affiliated with nor in any way endorsed by Anheuser-Busch.
Music written by Bob Winter.

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